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Sean Connery Profile
Sean Cornnery was born Bento-Bento in an Afganistan prison to a bearded Egyptian toaster called Morag.
His father was a swiss pine merchant who left his mother for a microwave oven before the young Sean was born. He moved to Scotland after he lost his mother to a broken popper system. Early life in Scotland was hard for Sean even after he changed his name to Sean Connery. He was blinded in a particularly nasty incident involving Michael Bolton and a laserpen. He was discovered as an actor in 1935 when he was spotted doing mime in the High street and given the leading role as James Bond the rest as they say is history. Sean is now a tax dodger abroad and is still acting today
His father was a swiss pine merchant who left his mother for a microwave oven before the young Sean was born. He moved to Scotland after he lost his mother to a broken popper system. Early life in Scotland was hard for Sean even after he changed his name to Sean Connery. He was blinded in a particularly nasty incident involving Michael Bolton and a laserpen. He was discovered as an actor in 1935 when he was spotted doing mime in the High street and given the leading role as James Bond the rest as they say is history. Sean is now a tax dodger abroad and is still acting today
Great Tax Dodgers Of Our Time
In this page I will give profiles on some of my favourite Scottish tax dodgers. Coming soon Wallace Mercer, Sheena Easton and Magnum P.I.
