Shirley Manson : A Tribute
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This The Shirley Manson Story
This Due to constant requests from many people who are all the same. LONG LIVE THE TOMATO.
I'M A MAD GOTH
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STOP CALLING ME GINGER
Barry Manilow spawned a child. The child was ginger.
Manilow said "I fear you ginger satan child, i cast the out to forever damnation............in Scotland"
This child was a girl. Her name was Harold. Harold Manilow. After being raised by wolves in the highlands of Scotland she was discovered howling at the moon by talented A&R man Christopher Biggins. Harold was then given a 19 record contract with PureMadMental records. However success was limited for Harold Manilow as her name was shite. It all fell into place in 1968 when the an actress was killed in America....after watching the news Harold said "Surely Manson couldnt have killed her" and the name has stuck ever since.
Still alive today at 14 years of age Surely sings with a popular speed jazz combo Daba Doo Doo Patchoo
and hopes to be a space man in the future.
Manilow said "I fear you ginger satan child, i cast the out to forever damnation............in Scotland"
This child was a girl. Her name was Harold. Harold Manilow. After being raised by wolves in the highlands of Scotland she was discovered howling at the moon by talented A&R man Christopher Biggins. Harold was then given a 19 record contract with PureMadMental records. However success was limited for Harold Manilow as her name was shite. It all fell into place in 1968 when the an actress was killed in America....after watching the news Harold said "Surely Manson couldnt have killed her" and the name has stuck ever since.
Still alive today at 14 years of age Surely sings with a popular speed jazz combo Daba Doo Doo Patchoo
and hopes to be a space man in the future.