Scottish Psycho & Charlie The Monkey Homepage

I am the Scottish Psycho. This is my homepage to show the glories of Scotland,Rod Stewart and Sean Connery. I live in the rolling tundra and glens of Scotland, I fear no man or beast. When you live in such conditions it can be a lonely life so i have the company of my trusted monkey Charlie. Charlie is an Auchenshuggle Brown Tailed Whiskey Monkey indiginous to the trees of Scotland. He is also a pain in the arse - the little trickster!

I this section I will be telling you all about recent updates to this tree-mendous(Charlie's joke)site that I have put together. Um......ehh.........hmmmmmmmmmmmm ............
Okay so I just set this thing up and it's kinda crappy but still here's whats new

23/11/00 "No one said it would be easy" well no one told me it be this hard. After technical difficulty after technical difficulty the site is now back at full strength and I deliver some more quality items. And finally six steps to Jim Kerr is on the Scottish heroes page.

This site was set up on the 30 October 2000 so there is hee-haw stuff on it. However in the future it shall be brimming with stuff including Monkey Man Tip Of The Day, Where's The Banana and Rod Stewart Sings The Hits.

This section will be updated almost daily for the benifit of Our Friends Abroad.....

Boo hoo boo hoo .....Our friends are now abroad they are in Bang-cock (huh huh cock huhhuh)as we speak. So update ahoy. Rangers are jammy bastards winning 2-1 against the sheep. Ricksen should have been off for a kick at Derek young but the ref missed it for change. Aberdeen didn't get a stonewall penalty for a change. Transfer update:"Cardiff City teen sensation Robert Earnshaw, dubbed the new Michael Owen has been watched several times this season" (who?)Rumours still on Lennon and Cameron. A mighty victory against St Johnstone at the weekend but you misses it cause your in Bang-cock hanging with the ladyboys. NEXT UPDATE SOON